I will now be attending a samurai school and will be using a katana. A katana will cut strait though my old Greek sword, so I have to go to school unarmed. Dangerous job and if I die I'm taking a lot of people with me. Meaning I'll take the people who attacked me or possibly blow the whole town up. Nothing big, just a giant change in ancient history. Just kidding, I wouldn't die here or anywhere but in my house and of old age.

First day of Samurai school, NOT fun !!!!! I had to focus on aiming my bow and shooting targets on house back. Actually the horse back bow shooting was pretty fun. Then i had to fight some guy with no weapons, and guess what. I won but lost at the same time, here's how it happened I beat up the guy pretty good but not the right way. You see, I was just slugging the guy in the face when I was supposed to be using his energy or force or something like that against him. So first day at new school was not so good, but hey at least I made a new friend.

Uh-oh I just got promoted to a higher class and will be getting more advanced lessons. This is not good because I will probably fail. I don't get enough sleep these days and really want to go home, but I can't because I promised I would come here and tell my wife about the samurai era. On the other hand the food here is great, even though I really only eat the sushi.
What an awful day, but atleast you'll now be an honorable soldier! (:
ReplyDeleteAlthough your blog post was funny, it was very short
ReplyDeleteya. typo in the first paragraph "house back"!
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