M7 Safari

 Finally vacation time, well sort of a vacation. I'm going on a safari in Nigeria but also taking notes about the wild life for my wife. Only because my wife is afraid of lions and other predators. I think she shouldn't be afraid because  I am an expert warrior trained the deadly arts, wouldn't you trust me on this? Never mind lets get back to the safari. Boy,am I excited to see my favorite animal the cheetah, but I still have to be very careful. Especially since I'm not traveling in an armored car or have modern day fire arms.

And because there are MUCH  MORE animals in the ancient world. Speaking of which how am I going to get around the great plains or savannas, hmm... probably by sneaking around with my awesome sword. Not to mention trying to not get caught because I have a STEEL sword. Not iron or bronze because I think steel is more effective than bronze. I mean bronze will bend when it hits something really hard like bone. Just saying I don't want to be caught by some lions with a weak sword.

Now we all know how dangerous that is, only an idiot would do that. Hmmmm.... or not because then it would cost more to get the really good sword and you probably won't even need it. So I conclude that the idiot is the smart one, and the smart one that's not so very smart is the idiot. Too confusing? Well too bad for you ! And if you do get it awesome!! Uh oh while I was writing to you I got surrounded by some, um cheetahs. I can't hurt the cheetahs but if I don't hurt or possibly kill some of them I can't escape.

I think it's time to break out the sword, sorry cheetahs but you want to eat me and I don't want to be eaten so..... Ahhh!!! ouch!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE cheetahs now their bite hurts a 100 times more than those pesky lions in Rome. Or maybe it just hurts more because I don't have armor on. Oh well, all you need to know is that it hurts like uhhhh...... stab yourself fifty times in the arm and you'll know.

Man, for once I'm glad to go home early. Mainly because of my wound on my arm and because I don't want to get an infection. I'm not saying there isn't good medicine here, by the way the medicine here dominates quite a few pain killers we have in the present day. I wonder why? Anyways I can't wait to go to the ancient Americas next, then I can tell you all my anecdotes.