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        I have joined in a war again and have allied with Joan of arc but our side is still sort on men. Luckily I have invented the steal crossbow which is more powerful and accurate than the enemies wood crossbows. But my new crossbow is a two man operated weapon so it will probably take longer to reload and that's why it takes longer. I fought and caught an enemy commander which sent the enemy king indignantly crazy because he NOW knows we have a better army.

       I have just been promoted to captain and control an OK portion of the army. Which sould be good but I get called into battle more often and I can't object the promotion because then the people will think I'm a spy or trader. So I find myself in combat more than at home and my wife gets really mad if I come home all bloody. But I complain that it's not my blood which is no good because she'll have me take a cold bath outside anyways. Today Joan of arc was almost captured but I shot one guy in the neck, the arrow passed through ricocheted of another guys skull and hit the guy about to slice joans' head off.

      So not a bad day at work but at home I'm busted for forgetting to wash before coming inside the house. I hate it when I get yelled at by my wife, IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!. If only the place had showers and hot water you don't have to wait ten minutes to finish heating up. We were ambushed the next day and out numbered but my men fought hard, faster and even wilder then the bandits attacking. A few of my men were hit with the plague. I only survived because I happened to shoot the rats outside my tent before they could get within ten feet from it.

    I couldn't fight with back stabber any more in the war because they said it was too short for fighting but only for home defence. So that was the downer of the day for me but my wife had a great time shopping at the local town market place. Today I was shot in the leg and got in trouble by my wife, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WOMAN. Because I thought she was supposed to support me and help if I um ever get SHOT like today.Anyways I got better in a few days but in those few days we lost a lot of ground.

   It was customary for me to execute my wife for that but she is my wife so didn't and I wouldn't in the first place. I was at a disadvantage because of my leg and could only command at a distance which I felt gave my soldiers a disadvantage because I'm not out there fighting with them. After the next two weeks I was able to fight again but against an army that out numbered mine by a lot. Although I escaped unscathed I lost hundreds of men. So after that day we were sent into battle with only about twenty five man teams for scouting because our men in one big group makes too much noise.

  I encountered a large group of enemy Calvary but couldn't engage them because of that five man team thing. Then another one of our teams showed up But it was still a hazard to engage the enemy so we hit and ran.The next morning I found myself in court for pulling a hit and run tactic that sent the enemy hurling back to their base camp. My soldiers defended me and in the end I was claimed Innocent and began fighting once more. Joan of arc was being captured again so charged through a ten man blockade and copped off the head of the man capturing Joan.