Wednesday, October 27, 2010

M2 The Nile River

   It was a hot summer day so I went to the Nile River and looked for crocodiles and I didn't see any so I jumped into the cool refreshing River. Then I froze Because all of my splashing attracted some crocodiles and they were closing in on me. So that's when I started to swim very fast but the river's rapids were quite strong so it was hard trying to out swim some of the most dangerous animals in Egypt. When I finally reached the bank of the river I grabbed my back pack and lunch, but my foot got caught in something and the crocodiles where getting very close. So I threw my lunch at the crocodiles and lucky they were interested in it.

I just barely got away with my life but I lost a perfectly good sandwich. I also lost one side of my new sneaker and ripped my new shirt so my wife is going to be very mad at me. when I got home my wife saw the ripped shirt so I explained to her what happened but she didn't believe me, so I took her to a very fancy restaurant. The next day she wasn't mad at me any more and I think she had a good time last night at the restaurant.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

M1 Goodbye people

       This morning I woke up breathing in the fresh Montana air feeling groggy from last night , I ate a sandwich and then left home to go to work. I work at the bank, and in my spare time I like to travel back in time to steal money from different banks. I have never been caught before and with the money I steal I like to help the homeless, or just buy more cars, houses, and pets. I am married and my wife's name is Suzi. Last year we went to a fancy restaurant and the waiter said bon  appetit. I am 26 years old and my wife is also 26. Suzi is just younger by 3 days. I froze, When I saw the police, at my bank.

   I walked slowly into the bank hoping no one will notice me. Because the bank I just finished robbing caught me on its video camera. The police say the suspect is a male about five foot nine and has black hair. Luckily I robbed that bank three weeks ago and I already grew an extra 8 inches.I also died my hair brown so the police shouldn't suspect me, and there is also another employee who is five foot nine and has black hair.