m7

I am traveling to the moon in the future but have run into some trouble. Luckily I have joined forces with Chuck and Seths because for some strange reason they chose to vacation there to. So my fellow time travelers and I are using diversionary tactic butter cups. Butter cups is when Seth goes head on with the enemy, then Chuck attacks from the left flank and I attack on the right .

But I have to jump of a cliff  then land on a guard then regroup with chuck then head to the war lords and kill them. Or find some way of silencing them forever without killing them but back to the present. Now we need to help Seth or he might just eat every human guard he can find. You know when I said Seth might eat every guard he finds, well turns out he did.


                                           See Part one at chuck Norris' blog

m6

        My wife and  I have just traveled back in to ancient Greece but have landed somewhere in the south west region. There was good land there and no one seemed to live there so we started a farm and luckily there was a small town not so far from were we so I went to buy some seeds and animals. Before I went back I bought some other things like shovels, pitch forks and some buckets, I bought the shovels because some of the land was dry and hard.

     
      The buckets are to bring lots of water to the more dry areas and hope the dry dirt will turn into some nice moist dirt that I would actually be able to plant things in. Now the pitch forks are for if any one tries  to steal any of my animals I have something to scare them off. Well I have been here five days and my olives are already showing signs of growth and today I have just planted some wheat and barley.

m4

My great great great great great great grandfather the pharaoh Ramses the second has asked my to help fight the evil king gorge. He has been stealing our weapons and armor and he has an enormous army ready to fight in a blink of an eye. But we have more people on our side and we our more stealthy than they are.

My new wife Victoria has volunteered to help with the cooking and I am the commander of the seconded wave. but just in case the third wave commander dose not show up I am in charge of both waves.There is good news but there is also bad news so the good news is we won the war but the bad news is that we lost more than half our men and we had over 2 thousand men, but we lost half of what we lost in a sand storm during the battle.     



   

M3 Gandfather is Ramses the second

Sadly my wife died from Malaria so I have just remarried, My new wife's name is Victoria. Today I have Just leaned that her great great great great great great great grandfather is the pharaoh Ramses the second. We have just married on Sunday November 8, so on our honey moon I will take Victoria to see her great great great great great great great grandfather.


I have changed the way Victoria and I so we can speak the language the Egyptian spoke back then. When we finally arrived Victoria's grandfather knew who she was for some strange reason. I got the royal treatment because I was Victoria's husband so I don't need to rob any more banks. Because when I need money I can just travel back in time to get money from Ramses.    

M2 The Nile River

   It was a hot summer day so I went to the Nile River and looked for crocodiles and I didn't see any so I jumped into the cool refreshing River. Then I froze Because all of my splashing attracted some crocodiles and they were closing in on me. So that's when I started to swim very fast but the river's rapids were quite strong so it was hard trying to out swim some of the most dangerous animals in Egypt. When I finally reached the bank of the river I grabbed my back pack and lunch, but my foot got caught in something and the crocodiles where getting very close. So I threw my lunch at the crocodiles and lucky they were interested in it.

I just barely got away with my life but I lost a perfectly good sandwich. I also lost one side of my new sneaker and ripped my new shirt so my wife is going to be very mad at me. when I got home my wife saw the ripped shirt so I explained to her what happened but she didn't believe me, so I took her to a very fancy restaurant. The next day she wasn't mad at me any more and I think she had a good time last night at the restaurant.

M1 Goodbye people

       This morning I woke up breathing in the fresh Montana air feeling groggy from last night , I ate a sandwich and then left home to go to work. I work at the bank, and in my spare time I like to travel back in time to steal money from different banks. I have never been caught before and with the money I steal I like to help the homeless, or just buy more cars, houses, and pets. I am married and my wife's name is Suzi. Last year we went to a fancy restaurant and the waiter said bon  appetit. I am 26 years old and my wife is also 26. Suzi is just younger by 3 days. I froze, When I saw the police, at my bank.

   I walked slowly into the bank hoping no one will notice me. Because the bank I just finished robbing caught me on its video camera. The police say the suspect is a male about five foot nine and has black hair. Luckily I robbed that bank three weeks ago and I already grew an extra 8 inches.I also died my hair brown so the police shouldn't suspect me, and there is also another employee who is five foot nine and has black hair.